Do not quit your job

Hello loverboy, or girl. Are you a jobless chum? Well don't be, get a job! And if you already have one, do not quit easily!

DO. NOT. QUIT. Even to pursue your love interest. You may have realized your job is getting in the way of you two being close. Maybe your love interest moved away from you and you weren't able to follow. And now it seems like a time to follow suit. Well, no, let's hit pause on that thought. Only quit your job if you have secured a new one at that new location. If you can't do that you'll have to forget about your love interest and keep your job (because most likely they will move on as well).

Your job is a ticket to our paradise (yes our world is a paradise). Help out a little and enjoy! If you quit willy-nilly not only will you not look chivalrous, you will look dumb. Your unfunded "business" doesn't count for anything here either. And jumping into a gig economy counts a little. It's all about your J. O. B. Pay-to-play! Food-in-your-mouth! Livelihood! Something interesting! What you shower for! What you love! What can outlast a breakup! Can't let that go. If it ever comes to it, try other avenues than quitting.

From personal accounting, I was at a summer pool party several summers ago and myself and several friends were people watching. What we observed was a charming guy talking everyone up. We eventually met him as well. He wasn't the best looking, wasn't in the best shape, and didn't even have a wingman. What he did have was a fun, simple job; and that's all he needed to socialize with everyone! He even got a couple numbers, I'm not surprised, and dated and settled down with one of the hotties.

Now back to work!